Six Feet Under is a horrible pseudo-Death Metal band that was originally
conceived as a side project of members of Cannibal Corpse and Obituary. They even recruited a former member of Death and Massacre.
When the idea first came about, supposedly in 1993, this might not have been such a horrible idea, though the sub-genre was
either dead or dying by this point already. It took them about two years to finally release their joke of a debut album, Haunted.
I remember getting this pile of filth when it came out. Metal Blade promoted
the hell out of it, as if it was something special. That was not to be the case. Everything about this is dumbed-down and
designed for simple-minded sheep. Chris Barnes seemed to have run out of steam after The Bleeding, as his lyrics were
becoming rather redundant by this point. There were a few mildly interesting ideas, but most of this is just really tame and
generic. The vocals are also quite dull when compared to the previous year's Cannibal Corpse release. His performance sounds
very uninspired and phoned-in for much of the time. Then again, when one examines the boring and often tedious songwriting
that he had to work with, it may also be the fault of Allen West.
Musically, this has to be one of the most stale albums to ever be vomited
forth at the feet of unsuspecting listeners. I absolutely despise "groove Metal", and this record is full of it. Haunted
features nearly 40 minutes of mid-paced trash that would have been better off in the rubbish bin. Even worse, the album includes
a few stolen ideas from West's primary band, Obituary, and not even good ones at that. He lifted some riffs directly from
the equally terrible World Demise L.P. Not only are the riffs mundane, but the song structures, combined with the formulaic
lyrics and vocals, make this entire endeavour all the more tiring.
While Haunted may be the 'best' thing that Six Feet Under ever
released, that is not saying much. Seriously. This simplistic garbage is a mere parody of Death Metal. There is not one shred
of darkness or any hint of morbid atmosphere to be found within any of these eleven(!) songs. Something like this may serve
as a gateway band for kids that haven't graduated beyond the likes Pantera, but true Death Metal this absolutely is not. Avoid
this farce, by all means.
(26 Sept. 2016)